Reblogged from 50you50me
*Unemployed^
Let’s go through the list, shall we?
- Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
- Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
- Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro” (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
- Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.
I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.
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if you point out how many times i say “like” in a conversation i will most likely leave and never talk to you again
(via darkenyourclothes)
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
what would
?????
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
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i get withdrawals when i dont have milk
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune
(Source: thewtfage, via beyoncebeytwice)
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
What cuties
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
(Source: bb-forever, via octomomelette)
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
(Source: aiclan, via darkenyourclothes)
this is very important
I HAVE NOT ALAUFHED SO HAED IN MY DLIFE
every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
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